13 Things Your Waiter Won't Tell You

1. Avoid eating out on holidays and Saturday nights. The sheer volume of customers guarantees that most kitchens will be pushed beyond their ability to produce a high-quality dish.

2. There are almost never any sick days in the restaurant business. A busboy with a kid to support isn't going to stay home and miss out on $100 because he's got strep throat. And these are the people handling your food.

3. When customers' dissatisfaction devolves into personal attacks, adulterating food or drink is a convenient way for servers to exact covert vengeance. Waiters can and do spit in people's food.

4. Never say "I'm friends with the owner." Restaurant owners don't have friends. This marks you as a clueless poseur the moment you walk in the door.

5. Treat others as you want to be treated. (Yes, people need to be reminded of this.)

6. Don't snap your fingers to get our attention. Remember, we have shears that cut through bone in the kitchen.

7. Don't order meals that aren't on the menu. You're forcing the chef to cook something he doesn't make on a regular basis. If he makes the same entrée 10,000 times a month, the odds are good that the dish will be a home run every time.

8. Splitting entrées is okay, but don't ask for water, lemon, and sugar so you can make your own lemonade. What's next, grapes so you can press your own wine?

9. If you find a waiter you like, always ask to be seated in his or her section. Tell all your friends so they'll start asking for that server as well. You've just made that waiter look indispensable to the owner. The server will be grateful and take good care of you.

10. If you can't afford to leave a tip, you can't afford to eat in the restaurant. Servers could be giving 20 to 40 percent to the busboys, bartenders, maître d', or hostess.

11. Always examine the check. Sometimes large parties are unaware that a gratuity has been added to the bill, so they tip on top of it. Waiters "facilitate" this error. It's dishonest, it's wrong-and I did it all the time.

12. If you want to hang out, that's fine. But increase the tip to make up for money the server would have made if he or she had had another seating at that table.

13. Never, ever come in 15 minutes before closing time. The cooks are tired and will cook your dinner right away. So while you're chitchatting over salads, your entrées will be languishing under the heat lamp while the dishwasher is spraying industrial-strength, carcinogenic cleaning solvents in their immediate vicinity.

What on Earth!!!

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Fully Hot Mama

This was her on her younger days
It has been Mom's dream to wear skirts.. When she was younger I used to saw on her pictures that she loved wearing shorts and skirts. And she was that hot and gorgeous cause mom have a nice height. And showing a lot of skin made her more gorgeous..No wonder one of mom's former suitor during her college days was now a veteran and known showbiz personality Matt Ranillo III.But since mom became then a mom, she has been that dedicated on her work that she even disregarded taking care of her asset. For how many years of working mom used to be a supervisor on her field and that needs for a lot of standing hours on her work.. And after all these years she gain this flawless obstructive varicose veins...Upon being conscious about that varicose veins Mom tried a lot of products to remedy for that unstoppable bulging veins. I also recommended almost everything to her.. I wanted her to see again wearing that gorgeous skirts and shorts even at his age of 50, well it doesn't shows to her and I am so proud of that. Two years ago as I was taking up my coarse Ive heard for these certain vein ligation and I am that persuasive to her to undergo hat surgery,besides she has a health card paid by Kuya Mike.Mom was that hesitant. she had undergone four major surgeries that almost risk her life and the reason why she was then afraid of having another more surgery..And finally she decided then to give it try after trying those topical products,stockings and see nothing in result.Last second of July she undergone this certain Vein stripping which is more properly called vein ligation. It is a surgical process by which large varicose veins are removed from the legs. Primary reasons for having vein stripping done include cosmetically improving the look of the legs, or addressing conditions that can be caused by varicose veins. In particular, some people develop ulcerations on or around varicose veins that may be eliminated through vein stripping.Dra.Gotamco her physician told us that vein stripping is an outpatient procedure, or same-day operation. Usually, a patient is given general anesthesia. When patients are completely unconscious through anesthesia, a vascular surgeon makes small cuts in the skin to access varicose veins. These are then ligated (cut) and removed. Remainders of the veins are tied off to control bleeding.Vein stripping is typically used to remove large varicose veins. Small varicose veins are not treated in the same manner. Instead, if a person needs small varicose veins removed, they have a procedure called sclerotherapy, which injects chemicals into small veins to close them. If both large and small varicose veins are present, vein stripping and sclerotherapy are usually done in separate treatments. But on Mom's case she was confined for three days..Her operation started at six in the morning and she was sended to her room at three in the afternoon. It wasn't supposed to be that long but her vital signs said that it was not stable that's why it took her long to the recovery room.Currently Mom is taking her recovery at our home and for the wounds to heal, then her dream and my dream for her to again wear mini's ís going to be that soon.. Looking forward of my gorgeous sister ehem I mean mom..hehehe
And here she is at 50 trying to hide those varicose veins on pictures
And who is this guy?

hehehehe he was my late Papa, whom first saw and captured mom's gorgeous heart.. I supposed to post here their picture together but due to the reason that it was taken that long, my scanner can't even scan their faces..It supposed to be a naugthy pic wherein Papa stares Mom with so much desire and lust on her tennis uniform(white shirt and white short shorts..).. Can't even have a closer picture of him...He past away caused of cancer when I was 9, and maybe either cameras or pictures was not that in earlier that time..Well then this is his latest picture before he left..

Happy Birthday Hon..

Earlier before the month of July came I've been this freak of planning whatever or anything I can do to make this perfect birthday present for my hon..And as time goes it led me to one great gift(i guess)lol..Since I am now working and earning enough either good for me, for us whatever.. I must have some bonanza gift package for my hon. I know I always surprise hon as his and ours special day comes, but this time I want it to be more unforgettable for him..I am not the type of person whom everybody loves(a sweet person), I am even numb and most known for being mean, and I don't know why I am fond of surprising my honey..(Is it because I am so much in love?)*wink... well then nobody can stop me pampering my honey.. Few people knows I love to pamper myloved ones..hahaha(though it didn't shows on me..)well then this post is for the birthday.. Grande I treat my hon to a sneak tour at city of Pines.. It was hon's first time to that particular city and again and again I am his first time for this..(i am taking down tracks of Honey's first times with me)..So happened that it was July 4th( Happy July 4th Dear Clients..hahaha) that's why we don't have a scheduled for work for that day and good thing Hon's Boss decided not to avail their office that same saturday..and it was a good chance to sneak out and celebrates my hon's special day.. I have already mentioned him about my plan and he did not taking it seriously that's why he's kinda surprise when I came at home and says "hon pack-up were leaving to celebrate your birthday".. Knowing that my guys is born a turtle(too slow) it took me six hours to wait for him to prepare, well then enough for me to have some rest after graveyard shift work..
Finally we left home at exactly 2 in the afternoon. Part of our hobby, full stomach with snacks and never letting bus vendors leaving nothing ..hahaha then our journey starts.. we've been together for so long, I 'm just wandering why we always have and so many stories to talk about..It seems that we are almost in the process of discussing both our autobiography..and all stories behind, beneath and above those..hehehe The trip was about six hours and a half and that again means non-stop chatting..food trips, and exploring discussing nature..we almost discuss everything under the bus..hah! we never get tired of chatting,mind people who read this post and not personally know my guy,he is the person whom not used of chatting.. he's a little bit lazy mouth..And such a funny thing he was the one telling stories as we travel..
At the terminal stop(love that sunset particularly this shot on tarlac..)
We arrived at the City of Pines at 11:30 in the evening and surely the driver assistant never fail to the time he had given..
We stay at a pension house at the downtown place..Gladly my friend Berly recommended the place they stayed there..
Early in the morning we started our clueless tour..hahaha we were offered for a one day tour by renting a car but we prefer having a tour just with the two of us..
We first went to the cathedral since it was sunday morning and we attended the mass..after taking some shots of the place we never forget to took shot of the Baguio viscinity and scenic spot map..(Dora!!)..
we did enjoy the place,we never felt tired the whole day, though later in the afternoon the weather was not that good at all..
Our lovers motto "nothings gonna stop us..hahaha we continued xploring the places though in a pouring rain was with us.. Unfortunately we missed to go to the Grotto, first both of us hate stairs(its really serious long stairs ayt)second it may lead us into sickness..wuahaha,(justifying laziness) seriously its getting too cold and it would harm then both our health so we decided that there will be a next time for that place..Sunday at 11:55 we are about to leave a short period of paradise.. and we spent our rest nesting at the bus chairs chilling..hahaha..Finally at 5:30 am July 06, we're at home, and enjoy the warmth of our own place..And today is another different day, it's now the date of his birthday and I am not yet done on my surprise on him..I bought him some food that we love to celebrate together(though I don't have enough sleep from work).. Actually at the eve of his birthday he surprised me by going to my work place exactly at my break sched then i treat him for some coffee and an Oreo cheese cake from SB just to compensate and enjoy for an hour we were together and initially formally celebrating his day.. Glad that I can give him more than one surprises on his special day..happy birthday honey ..Hope you will always remembered this time of your life..

A letter for You

I am so blessed having you.. We've been staying and keeping our love alive and burning for that long, though we had so many hardships. here we are holding each others hand.. Making a choice that we know we will never regret for the rest of our life..Life is a matter of choice, I myself does not believe in destiny either..As we were analyzing things between us, we were absolutely opposite for so many ways yet we chose to be together you said you are happy and contented and I can feel it too.. For the years of being together we both feel we grow to a much more acceptable traits and behavior, we especially value both of our personal growth. We promise both that our relationship would never ever be a hindrance for us to grow but instead it would be the best component that we have to use then.. Thanks for growing little by little as a matured man. Thanks for changing though it took that slow. I am indeed happy for the changes,you said we are not changing for each other but changing for our ownselves for our own sake..Happy birthday and I am so happy that I was the one you chose to be with celebrating your special day..